childhood, Culture, Sports

Up Against The Wall, Tantalized

Scanning the shelves of our walk-in closet on a rainy Tuesday afternoon, I stumbled on an old, forgotten box of hockey cards.

Rocket Richard, the cornerstone card in any young boy’s collection.

I bought these over three decades earlier, and it was a moment of extravagant impulse, paying out a wallet of bills for a small carton of one hundred un-opened wax paper packages. They exuded a sour, sweet smell of aged bubblegum. And teased the prospect of hidden gold.

I don’t make purchases for the sake of locking them away. Not for weeks, let alone years. But there it was, a testament to the impression that ‘trading cards’ made upon me as a child.

In my primary school years, nearing the age of ten, or eleven, every kid had a wad of cards in their pocket: frayed, colorful, bent cardboards held tight by rubber bands. They fit well into back pockets, but best in front to avoid permanent warping.

Ernie Banks, dauntless short stop for the hapless Cubs.

According to the season, we could be collecting hockey cards, football cards, TV show cards, and notably World War 2 collections like “Operation Overlord”. The importance of these collectibles was ownership. As kids, we didn’t own much: bike, hockey stick, puck, baseball glove, pellet gun, jacknife, comics, and a box of special junk which we had filched, found, foraged for, or occasionally bought. The cards, like marbles, were the special treasure in our possession.

Trading cards entered us into an economy. We had collateral, something worth trading, or in most cases, gambling for. Wealth was easily defined by the thickness and heft of your wad of cards. We bought them in nickel and dime packages, and after chewing the accompanying bubble gum, we sorted through the ten or fifteen numbered cards which were randomly included in the purchase.

Don Diego!

The sortation was essentially to find ‘keepers’. For instance, Maurice ‘Rocket’ Richard was a natural keeper hockey card. Angelo Mosca, the carnivorous Hamilton Tiger Cat football player, too. But if you had more than one, you had a ‘trader’: one to parlay into other missing cards you wanted, held by other kids at school.

The east side of Delhi Public School’s yard had a sizable square of pavement for playing hopscotch, skip-rope, wall-tennis and occasionally hockey. In the fair weather days of early fall and late spring however, the main sport was cards. Numerous pairs of boys were lined up around ten feet from the wall of the red brick school building, making outlandish bets with their cards. The game: closest to the wall wins.

Unlike the Vegas-style, raucous and loudly cheered alley pits to the north side, the cards pitch was quieter, more like a tense game of Texas Hold’em. But the crowds were still present.

Our playing field was the ancient school’s foundation, a three-foot-high wall of dimpled, weathered concrete block, punctuated by large wire-screened basement windows. Essentially, the trick was to spin the 2-1/2″ by 3-1/2″card like a frisbee towards the wall, avoiding the rusted wire screen. Gingerly gripping the piece between two fingers, and flicking the wrist for the right trajectory, the player took aim, and launched the small piece of illustrated sports history. It floated through the air, arcing slightly before descending to slide into place, close to the wall. The competing player, and perhaps more than one, would likewise fire off their respective card.

Steve McQueen makes his debut.

The closest to the wall won the cards. While the pot was the cards on the pavement, side bets among the players could include additional cards. In this way, fortunes of changed hands– simple objects blown about by errant winds, tripped up on rough asphalt, or flubbed by nervous fingers.

Tim Horton, whose indelible legacy was unknown to him.

A less challenging and extremely fickle game was ‘odds and evens’. Two opposing players would simultaneously drop a card to their feet, watching it tumble, heads and tails to the ground. During the descent one player would call for an odd, or an even match. This game required no skill and relied entirely upon the immutable laws of physics and binary logic, subject to wind direction.

Fortunes were won and lost in these simple contests, and that formed our values and memories for the coming decades. Ironically, the numbered cards held no value except as collections. Few of us really knew the subjects on the colored faces of the cards, let alone the significance of the player statistics quoted on their backs.

Vital statistics for the aficionado.

Narratives for military cards and TV show cards were context at best, but few told the whole story.

So here I am now, seated in the closet, poring over the sealed collection of card memorabilia. I bought these sets years ago, purely for future value. A 1990 Bowman set of NHL cards– who knows what’s inside? 150 mint-condition images of Hall of Famers? Each one stained with 30-year-old gum? A 2016 set of Topps baseball cards celebrating the beloved Chicago Cubs, returned from 100 years of World Series drought?

The closet discovery: what could be hiding here?

Agonized with the thought of thumbing through these pristine, untouched treasures, I return them to their places up on the shelf. Some day, someone else will cross the river, and open the packages. I wish them well.


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3 thoughts on “Up Against The Wall, Tantalized

  1. pfwriter's avatar pfwriter says:

    Phil, I have 11-year old and 7-year old hockey-playing grandsons who (with their hockey playing dad) own a basement full of hockey cards. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find hockey cards in Chiefs/Royals territory without an NHL team any closer than St. Louis? Thank goodness for Amazon.

    I don’t know how many million dollars you’re asking for your box of cards, but let me know if/when you’re ready to part with them. I’d like the right of first refusal.

    Pat

    P.S. Luke, the eldest, just got drafted by the KC Scouts PeeWee (U12) AA team as a center. No surprise based on the lack of local ice and competition, most of their games are on the road. But I will get to see him play at home this weekend. Our mighty Mite Jake (U8) just got drafted by the local house team named after Utah’s new Mammoths. He’s been playing U8 since he was 5. Their dad played varsity hockey at Norwich in Vermont…our daughter is now also on a ‘beer league” team. I’ve gone from Soccer Mom to Hockey Nana.

    All the best to you and yours—

    Pat

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  2. “From Soccer Mom to Hockey Nana.” Count you many blessings, Pat…it could have been Rodeo Gran, or Sky Jumper Gramma.

    The important thing here is that you have some grandkids who are into sports, and all those team learning experiences, from pass plays to proper travel etiquette at the Holiday Inn Express.

    The cards remain in our closet, untouched. I visited Dicks Sporting Goods a couple days ago, and was astonished to find the exorbitant prices of sports trading cards. A box of 15-20 cards might be in the $30 range. Granted, they are probably laminated, holographic, with lenticular lenses, but still, how’s a grade schooler play that game?

    Great to hear from you; all the best!!

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